By accessing www.vsubhash.in (hereafter referred as "this website")
and/or its intellectual property or the original content (hereafter
referred as "the contents", you
and/or the legal person you represent (hereafter referred as "you")
unconditionally agree that:
your access to this website's contents is not free or
gratis,†
you have to pay V. Subhash, the owner of this website (hereafter
referred as the owner), full and immediate compensation
(hereafter referred as "compensation"), as specified below, for
accessing the content,
you have to provide the compensation irrespective of whether
the contents were accessed by you directly from this website or
from a copy from elsewhere,
without providing such compensation, you will be in violation of Indian
and international laws including but not limited to those regarding
intellectual property, contract and ownership,
you have to pay the owner compensation in the form of refined gold with purity
of not less than 99.999% at the rate of 1 metric gram of
such gold for each
byte*
of data that you
access, possess, process or otherwise use from this website,
you fully realize that the information and/or opinion provided (stated
or implied) in this website is without any warranty or guarantee of any
kind,
you indemnify this website, the owner, his service providers, contractors
and associates from any claim or damages resulting directly or
indirectly from your access of this website and/or its contents,
in the odd chance that such a claim or damage is recognized by a court
of law, then the maximum remedy will be limited to the return of the
amount of compensation you have already paid to V. Subhash, and
all litigation will be limited to the jurisdiction of Madras High
Court.
In case, any of these terms and conditions are not agreeable to you or
(as per your local laws) not applicable to you, then you should immediately
leave this website and never again access this
website or its contents.
You do not have to provide any compensation for reading these terms
and conditions.
Notes
* - To put it in perspective, the word "hello" consumes 5 bytes.
† - If you have a website, you can make
an ad verbatim copy of these terms and conditions on your website for your
own use, so long as
you make appropriate changes to reflect the association of the copied terms
and conditions to your name and website. In other words, you need to
replace the name V. Subhash and the site address www.vsubhash.in with your
name and your website address.
