| ARIES (March 21—April 19) |
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LIBRA (Sept. 23—Oct. 23) |
| You finally meet the girl of your dreams. But she will only want you to get a ticket from the bus conductor. |
Your dream of getting a rich girlfriend comes true. Your dream of significant financial savings doesn't. |
| TAURUS (April. 20—May 20) |
SCORPIO (Oct. 24—Nov. 21) |
| You will start going out with a North-Indian girl. You will come to realise that apart from the fair skin and exotic accent, North-Indian girls are just as problematic as local ones. |
Bad news and good news. The bad news is that you will be caught using bits for the physics test. The good news is that you will let off because the bits were for the chemistry test. |
| GEMINI (May 21—June 21) |
SAGITARRIUS (Nov. 22—Dec. 21) |
| You will be relieved that the guy who has a habit of "looking" at you in the bus stand is no longer doing that. Your relief turns in to a strange sort of disappointment as the guy begins to devote his attentions to a far more good-looking girl. |
You are outraged that a girl in your college has been teased by a student of a rival college. Though it turns out that the culprit was actually a student of your own college, it is too late because you are arrested for throwing a brick at a bus windshield. |
| CANCER (June 22—July 22) |
CAPRICON (Dec. 22—Jan. 19) |
| You take great pride in the fact that your college attracts a lion's share of roadside Romeos indulging in eve-teasing. Ironically enough, you also take part in protest marches against eve-teasing. |
Your balloon of happiness in joining a co-ed college is pricked by seniors who insist on ragging you in front of female members of your class. |
| LEO (July 23—Aug. 22) |
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20—Feb. 18) |
| You make great strides in speaking fluent English, but this only makes the girls characterize you as "noisy" and "boorish." |
Your interest in footboard travel comes to an end as you are run over by a truck after falling from a bus, after hitting a lamppost. |
| VIRGO (Aug. 23—Sept. 22) |
PISCES (Feb. 19—March 20) |
| You wish you could turn your boyfriend into a cat and keep him as a pet at home. Well, don't. |
You are looking for a guy who listens to you, laughs at your jokes, cares about you, ignores your faults, loves you no matter what,... Stop it! This person is your father! You need psychiatric counseling. |
